: Stupid landowner gets rid of men. Food disappears in the bazaar, money runs out in the treasury, and he runs wild. Everything comes back to normal when men again appear on the estate.

Once upon a time there lived a stupid and wealthy landowner, Prince Urus-Kuchum-Kildibaev. He loved to lay out granpasians and read the newspaper "Vest". Once the landowner prayed to God to save him from the peasants - it was too painful for their spirit to interfere with him. God knew that the landowner was stupid, and did not heed the prayer. Then the landowner looked in the "News" and began to try - the man to stifle fines.

The cattle will go to the watering place - the landowner shouts: “My water!”, The chicken will come out of the outskirts - the landowner shouts: “My land!” And the earth, and water, and air - it all became!

The men prayed to God, he heard and cleaned the estate from them - only a chaffinch whirlwind flashed through the air.

The landowner began to breathe clean air. But only who does not come to him - everyone calls a fool. Then the landowner expanded the granpayans three times, made sure that he was not stupid at all, and there was no doubt about him. He began to think how he would write out cars from England, he would breed gardens, livestock, and all this without a peasant. But the landowner didn’t look in the mirror - it was overgrown with dust, and he ate only candy and gingerbread.

The police officer came to the landowner, began to scold him for there was no one to pay taxes, but there was neither bread nor meat in the market, then he called a fool and left. The landowner was afraid, but he did not back down from his principles. Time has passed.The estate's garden was overgrown, the beast wound up in it, and the landowner went wild. He stopped washing, cutting his nails and blowing his nose, covered with wool, started running on all fours, hunting hares and made friends with a bear.

He even lost the ability to pronounce articulate sounds and acquired a special winning click, the middle between whistling, hissing and barking. But the tail has not yet acquired.

Meanwhile, the provincial authorities found out that the man disappeared, and the bear man attacked the police officer, became alarmed, and decided to put the man in the place. A swarm of men flew through the provincial city. They were collected and taken to the estate. Immediately in the bazaar meat and bread appeared, and in the treasury - money. The master was caught, laundered, blowing his nose, and the Vest newspaper was taken away. He is still alive - he lays out a grand solitaire, yearns for a wild life, washes under duress, and sometimes moo.